Regal Cinemas Has Angered Me

2005 June 4
by Guy

Last weekend I saw Revenge of the Sith (yes, I got my nerd on) and last night I saw The Longest Yard (pretty good, but the original was better). I viewed both flicks at the Regal Cinemas in the Westview Promenade.

One of my favorite movie snacks is Milk Duds: those chewy, chocolate covered, friend of money hungry dentists are great to gnaw on during a movie. But guess what, the new Regal Westview Stadium 16 (formerly an R/C theater) does not carry them.

And get this, they don’t have Twizzlers either. They have some horrific knock-offs called Rip Cords. Don’t buy them, we ate like two of them and threw the rest away.

On top of my candy woes the bathrooms are freakin’ filthy. And last night I almost busted my ass because the floors were wet from the rain and they had no rugs, just slick floors. They also removed all the benches that used to be in the lobby and were not showing previews on the big screen in there.

If it wasn’t for the stadium seating I would never return to Regal Westview again. Damn you stadium seating!

I will definitely be sneaking in my black market Milk Duds from an outside source next time.

Rant over!

7 Responses leave one →
  1. 2005 December 26

    Oh I almost forgot. Regal’s intro sucks to! R/C’s intro with the dancing hotdog, soda, and popcorn was great. Regal, thow hath angered me!

  2. 2005 December 26
    anonymous permalink

    get a life

  3. 2005 December 26

    Mom, is that you?

  4. 2005 December 26
    Jill permalink

    Gee, and for a male to say the bathrooms are filthy. They must really be bad!

  5. 2005 December 26

    normally regal is pretty good. maybe they had a turnover when they did the switch. but i agree- they should be using the big screen in the lobby…especially during summer movies when you have to sit around and wait a lot…seems like a nobrainer for advertising.

    in regal germantown they started up this weird 20 minute tv show highlighting movies and celebrities that plays in the lobby and on the screen before the movies…i wonder if they are switching to that.

  6. 2005 December 26

    Yeah, but they have Coke instead of Pepsi (yeah). There are some balances in the world.

  7. 2006 July 9

    They have Twizzlers now.

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