Darth Vader Stolen From Frederick Burger King
2005 May 27
I couldn’t fit him in my house so I returned him. Just kidding, here is an excerpt from the real FNP story:
Darth Vader is back where he belongs — on top of the Burger King.
The large inflatable Star Wars character was discovered missing Monday morning when employees showed up to open the restaurant, according to Fred Phelan, a manager.
Police were notified about the heist, he said, adding that the culprits must have used a ladder to reach Darth’s rooftop perch.
Workers never expected to get him back, but that’s just what happened.
Mr. Phelan said police returned Darth Vader, and he’s resumed his previous position.
Now if it was Chewbacca it probably really would be me who stole it.
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